Benji made it back to this mortal coil just long enough to strike us with a brief but brawny bolt of pure party failure, but now must go back to screwing the neighbors' underage daughters.
Corey picked a great time to graduate. What with the economy in the proverbial shitter and newspapers folding left and right, his journalism degree is looking great right about now! Now he embraces internet journalism...and homelessness.
Chris has spent the past ten months looking for a non-profit job in Western Europe so he can psych himself up for graduate school and live the dream in Holland or someplace blissfully liberal. Unfortunately, nobody hires white people anymore.
Change this photo to something more up to date and less Ben looking like Master Mushroom Top, a spacey pederast who mistakenly showed up to the ball without his pants.
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ReplyDeleteI'm going to find take a picture of one of my hangover dumps, and that will be our profile picture. Now THAT'S a party.
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