Benji made it back to this mortal coil just long enough to strike us with a brief but brawny bolt of pure party failure, but now must go back to screwing the neighbors' underage daughters.
Corey picked a great time to graduate. What with the economy in the proverbial shitter and newspapers folding left and right, his journalism degree is looking great right about now! Now he embraces internet journalism...and homelessness.
Chris has spent the past ten months looking for a non-profit job in Western Europe so he can psych himself up for graduate school and live the dream in Holland or someplace blissfully liberal. Unfortunately, nobody hires white people anymore.
I just graduated.... Now what? Procrastination, delaying the inevitable and Europe, that's what. Today has been a good and bittersweet day. I love this town.
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